(Photo by Johnny J Jones.)
BUENOS D. AZZ v. JUICY BUNS
Once upon a time, way way way way waaaaaaaaaay back when, intergalactic warfare raged across the cosmos. Power and greed wreaked destruction and havoc to planets and constellations throughout the universe for googleplexes of years- so long that cosmic beings forgot why they were even in dispute.
A tribe of mighty Pleiadian warrioresses rode fiercely through the galaxy, spreading word about space stewardship, compassion and mutual aid. Supa supreme lucha queens Buenos D. Azz (Jona Khaosanga) and Juicy Buns (Chela Tu) were born to this nomadic tribe of astral kick-buttery and were close childhood friends.
One light year, the two revoluchanaries were surfing on the Sun’s solar rays when they were ambushed by the Mintakans from Orion’s Belt. Buenos D. Azz was kidnapped by the rival tribe. She hit her head on an asteroid and lost all memory of her Pleiadian family and friends. The Mintakans raised D. Azz like their own and trained her to harness the power of supernova star beams in hopes that they can use her to defeat the warrioresses.
Meanwhile, Juicy Buns mourned the absence of her companion and trained fearlessly to defeat the Mintakans and avenge the spirit of her friend in the name of peace, love and meteor-crushing juicybomb bootyblasts. This weekend Buenos D. Azz and Juicy Buns will be reunited in an epic bootyquaking battle you would not want to miss!
